etcetera

BAHAHAHA!

Mon, 03 Nov 2008 04:36:08 GMT

Bill plays Wii Golf.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:04:55 GMT

right, so, hi.
It's been a while, I know.
Planning this trip is insanely overwhelming.
I don't entirely know if I'll have two jobs or one come the fall.
I want to spend all my saved-up trip money on an apartment and a million puppies.
I'm totally enraptured with anything to do with Genesis.
I finally watched all of Firefly (incl. Serenity).
I have so many books.
I have also forgotten all my Latin and need to relearn two courses worth before September.
My summer-flu is only just melting away after a solid week of gross.

and there it is.

salue,
laura

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:20:07 GMT

I think I am a broken person.

muck luck.

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 04:41:38 GMT

This end of day marks the beginning of a new self. After throwing back the shroud of my infamously bad-luck day, Thursday the 12th, this new self I will now let grow into my old self. Its roots will grab hold in my belly, sucking up all the seething loneliness, self-conscious self-restraining timidness, the abashment held strong by greasy food, self-loathing, and manufactured facade will break down into a gooey pile of who I used to be. This summer is the summer. The summer I always knew would happen, thought had already happened. I have felt too angry, too sad, too backwards, too inside out, for too long.

I am a person who deserves to feel happy. I am one who can smile at strangers, make small talk if I want to, but not if I don't. I don't need to prove any longer that I am smart. I don't need to prove I listen to quality music, or watch only 'good' films. I am a person who can embrace what she enjoys, and appreciate that which is to be appreciate in that which she doesn't.

This, here, my new self is a self I can be proud of. Someone who feels strongly. Someone who feels completely. Someone who understands what it means to be stuck, but who knows better than to let oneself stay stuck.

I am being unstuck. This is history in the making.

Sun, 27 May 2007 07:51:09 GMT

So, anyway. What's up with you guys?

the funniest man in the world?

Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:54:20 GMT

= Demetri Martin.

Dane Cook does not need your help. You love the funny kid with the gay-beatle haircut. Help him.

Let's do it to it, people.

A good word with an even better definition

Sat, 09 Dec 2006 17:06:46 GMT

"Nacket
a rude and impertinent boy. From French words meaning 'the tennis court keeper's boy'. Another nacket, of obscure origin, means 'a light lunch, a snack'. The two words should be easy to keep straight, unless you're a cannibal, in which case there is a pleasant congruence."

I'm just fine.

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:05:09 GMT

Um, no thanks.

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:29:12 GMT

This is what I've come across:

everyone must do things they do not enjoy in order to become who they are.

details to come.

There is a business inside of me.
There is a business that is growing and spewing and loathing and waiting.
There is a business that is writhing in agony and pushing against my spine, and licking at my heart, and nipping, and biting, and tearing it to pieces. There is a business in me that is inescapable at this moment.
There is a business inside of me that is like an angry lion engulfed in flames hanging in front of your window by a crane as you opened your curtains first thing in the morning on a day when you're feeling unusually clarified and of sound sanity.
There is a business inside of me, in this moment, at this time, here, in this place, that is staring me in the face.

more, later.

Later: this is potentially horrifying. I'm not sure that I'm sure I know who I am.
I'm not sure that who I am now is me. From this second what I type is what I type and any mistakes I make are part of the deal and where ever my fingers fall is a part of who I am and the way things are meant to be. becuase things are meant to be as they are and we, not anyone else for that matter, is entitled or allowed to change that. Things are not predetermined but determined. Not pre not post and certainly not by me. Certainly not. So why owhy whywhywhy can I not stop myself from hitting the delete key for every typo I make and every word I write that I decide is wrong. If nothing is wrong. Philosophy is not meant to be at this second but I'm already knee deep in it. There it is again. meant to be. meant to be.

let's hear it for me.

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 23:17:10 GMT

I can hang around in my underwear, eating M&Ms, and watching horrifying surgery tv shows if I want to.

Take that studying and research. Hah.

In Retrospect: The Chili Peppers Concert

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 23:00:11 GMT

I spent the last few days attempting to put into coherent sentences a good description of the RHCP concert Wednesday night.
So, at the risk of sounding musically pretentious and obsessive,

FHWQWGADS.

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:53:46 GMT

Is there anyone here?

---
This is the tongue in which I speak to you
though, I know,
we haven't for so long.
I hope you still retain
the muscle memory
for what I need you to say.
This is how I believed it to be
You are my thesaurus,
I need this reference.

... and with outstretched arms and my head exposed.

God, this has to say something about who we are.

In this void there lies
endless substance
This is us, fighting
against the vacuum
of vacuous nothing.

---

comment if you have the time :)

What is this updating business?

Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:59:07 GMT

Um, helloo.

We (Ryzone and I) just got back from Minneapolis today. It was a blast and three quarters. Here's the summary:

Saturday: We attempt to be packed and leaving for 9am. We leave my place around 9:25am. At 9:30am we realize Ryan left his birth certificate at his house. By 9:39am we arrive at Ryan's house and realize we left his house keys back at my place. By 9:57am we've gone to my place to pick up the keys and then finally gotten into his house. By 10:03am we have found his birth certificate. By 11:04am we realize we're driving down the wrong highway (200 instead of the 75) because we're driving on a fucking dirt road and then a god damn combine tries to run us off the road. The clincher was when some local hick waved at us like we must have been neighbours if we're driving around there. Eventually after stopping in what Ryan refers to as "a ghost town" we get back onto the 75 and it's all peachy from there. After figuring out how to use our phone in the hotel, we eat our delicious delivered pizza and fall asleep by 10:30pm.

Sunday: We wake up around 8:45am and head off to the Renaissance Festival by about 10:15am. It is awesome. There's crazy people (I fit right in) and fairies, wenches and knights, and soup in a bread bowl. We watched some belly dancing, I bought some pants for $110. All sorts of jousting fun and games. Including the kid on the elephant who wouldn't stop crying. After about 5 hours of Renaissancing we make our way back to the car and collapse in our hotel room. By about 6:30pm we decide to stop watching Hogan Knows Best and instead to go for a walk. Naturally, Rynosaur wants to go across the footbridge that spans across the freeway. Halfway across I freak because of my fear of 1) heights, 2) enclosed spaces (the bridge was a chainlink cage), 3) fast moving traffic directly beneath me. So that was the end of that escapade. By 7:26pm we've driven, parked, and walked into the Mall of America. Pretty much every restaurant was closed or closing by then... so we "settled" for Hooters. We agreed that it was tackier and more degrading than Teasers. Which is saying a lot. After a digusting meal and an unpleasant hostess, we got back to the hotel, watched some excellent television programming and fell asleep.

Monday: After hitting the snooze button a few times, we manage to get to the Minnesota Zoo well before feeding time at the Shark tank. We watch that (definitely not the bloodfest I was hoping for) and wander away. We went along the "Tropics Trail" to see all the cool and interesting animals: gibbons, dragon, red pandas, dear mice, those weird ant-eatery type things, and of course the sloth. Wonderful. We checked out the gift shop (Ryan bought a stuffed sloth) then headed out. We returned to the Mall of America at about 1pm and set off. By 8:30pm-ish we sat down for our delicious dinner at Tiger Sushi (ever-so-hip) and got back to the hotel by 9:45pm. Crazy day. So much walking. We fell asleep.

Tuesday: Woke up, cleaned up the room, checked out. Went to the mega-huge Ikea store by about 10:30pm. Wicked-cool-sweet-awesome-extravaganza. By 12:15pm Ryan dragged me out of the store and we were on our way home. After a drive sprinkled with Alphabet games and Seven Degrees of Hollywood Separation we're back home.

Yawn. Oh, Winnipeg. Where is your Ikea? Where is your four storey mall? Where, oh god where, is your Renaissance Festival at which I can spend ridiculous amounts of money on clothing?

Tomorrow I head back to work. Oh, lordy.
My fingers hurt now almost as much as my walking-legs.
Goodnight.

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 04:41:09 GMT

I am flippin' exhausted and the past two days have been days off. Man, the next four days of 8 hour shifts had better be re-lax-ing.

Sun, 30 Jul 2006 07:41:54 GMT

end of fringe + vodka + lime & gin + lemon & rum & ice + illegal subtances + 2:40am + up since 8:15am = very tired laura.

Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:44:59 GMT

Okay. Oh, emm, gee.
our fringe play starts performances tomorrow/today. ACKKHH!
Everyone cheer me on. laugh at the jokes even if you don't find them funny. groan at the gross stuff, and cry with the sadness. DO IT.

and here's a trailer for ROGUE COP. the next big thing.

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 14:59:15 GMT

Oh boy. I'm getting really excited to go back to school and it's still over a month away. I'm an a nerd supreme.
I finally figured out how I'm going to finish all my requirements to enter my b.a. advanced without completely going on a tangent.
So, I'm going to learn Latin. Fabulous. This season on Lost, nothing will be beyond me. Ha.
Anyway. My birthday was this past sunday (see post below) and was fab.
The Eraser is the best thing I've heard since probably forever.
ryan also got me a sweet book on dead bodies and such which made me so happy I almost passed out.
The Fringe is two days away (everyone has to come watch the show).
I'm going to go watch the rest of the first season of degrassi jr high.

what's wrong with me? I'm actually updating??

Sun, 16 Jul 2006 05:06:00 GMT

birthday, whaat?

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:08:34 GMT

so!
- my birthday on sunday
- Fringe Fest performances start on the 20th
- going out to the cabin my parents have rented for a week in between shows
- my bamboo plants are looking gloriously tall
- registering for classes on the 25th
- jeff, and _crackityj0nes are both going to u of m next year/will be attacked in the tunnels
- am giving up my pc laptop for a sweet awesome MacBook
- ryan finished writing up the script for the new movie, and we'll start filming and scouting for locations soon (let me know if you wanna be a ghost/evil business man/extra, or help with crew-work)

Going back to the Fringe, the show that I'm in is Everyone's a Critic and we're playing at venue #4, Onstage at the Pantages. It's co-written by two incredibly funny and nice fellows, my sister's boyfriend Sebastien, who also is directing, and their friend/housemate Joel (or walmart's entire toy section). We're having seven performances and you should all come to at least one or two of them :)

These are the dates and times:

Thursday, July 20, 2:15 PM
Saturday, July 22, 8:00 PM
Tuesday, July 25, 2:30 PM
Wednesday, July 26, 6:00 PM
Thursday, July 27, 9:30 PM
Friday, July 28, 4:15 PM
Saturday, July 29, 11:15 PM

Those who don't come to the see the show will be subject to intense harassment, sporadic physical assault, as well as frequent bouts of guilt tripping.

du whining

Sat, 17 Jun 2006 14:50:41 GMT

but I don't wanna go to work...

Wed, 14 Jun 2006 20:00:41 GMT

this is ridiculously dumb, ambiguous, and all-encompassing.
July:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited ~~or tensed~~. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. ~~Easily consoled~~. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. ~~Dis~~likes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. ~~Homely person~~. Waits for friends, never looks for friends. ~~Not~~ aggressive ~~unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems~~. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

1. Pick your birth month.
2. Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
3. Bold the four that best apply to you.
4. Put your month in an entry.
5. Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a journal cut.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but those not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Tue, 06 Jun 2006 16:57:54 GMT

Chapter 1: The Basics

Initials: ljdf
Middle name: julia
Nickname(s): lola, laurs, lauras, tigerlily, monkeyshine, etc.
Sex: fe-malé
Date of birth: july 16, 1987
Star sign: cancer
Place of birth: victoria hospital
Current location: above the garage
Height: I honestly don't know anymore. my doctor didn't let me see the chart.
Weight: constant fluctuation between 100-110 lbs
Hair length: chin length, mostly. getting cut today
Hair colour: reddish-brown
Eye colour: brown
Skin tone: pretty pale
Piercings: zero
Tattoos: zero
Scars and birthmarks: some scars from eczema, some from walking into rocks. ice-cream cone/heart-shaped birthmark on the inside of my left knee, and, of course, my ever-blazingly obvious mole next to the dimple in my right cheek

Chapter 2: The Background

Mother's name: nadia
Mother's occupation: "home-maker" (aka does everything)
Mother's hometown: winnipeg
Father's name: karl
Father's occupation: vice-president, operations and finance at Jani-King of Manitoba
Father's hometown: Toronto, then Winnipeg
Do you live with your parents?: yesp
Do you get along with your parents?: yesp
Are you parents married/separated/divorced?: married
Do you have any siblings?: two sisters, rebecca and erica
What pets do you have?: I have a lot of no pets
Did you grow up in a different place then where you are now?: nope
Where did you spend your summers as a child?: in my pool
What was the name of your elementary school?: École Marie-Anne Gaboury
Who were your best friends in elementary school?: alexa, krista, andrea, deanna, katie, nicholas, outside of school: dayna, jaclyn
Who was your favourite teacher in elementary school?: probably Fergus. But Mme Berger and Mme Bisson was pretty sweet.
What was your best memory from elementary school?: probably finding out ways to get out of going outside for recess. hanging out in the gym "cleaning" l'entrepot.
Worst memory?: Ida Cooper
What was the name of your junior high?: still Marie-Anne Gaboury
Who were your best friends?: alexa, krista, andy, jeff, outside of school: dayna, breanne, jane
Who was your favourite teacher?: probably Fergus or Daumler
What was your best memory?: maybe the camp we went to. it wasn't that good at the time. but in retrospect it was pretty fun. OR Impro with Delaquis. Because that was just ridiculous.
Worst memory?: Mme Desautels. and the girls who shall not be named.
What was the name of your high school?: Collège Jeanne Sauvé
Who were your best friends?: first and foremost breanne. then (in order) erika and meagan, michael, marcel, tarik, curtis. none of which really held the "best" title for very long. more notably: jeff. and from the end of grade 12 onward, ryan.
Who was your favourite teacher?: Mr McGovern, but Ouimet was hardxcore.
What was your best memory?: there are lots of good ones. going to France and Spain was sweet. but the lunch congregations in the middle of hallways were excellent as well.
Worst memory?: two specific mornings. one in grade nine, one in grade eleven.
Out of elementary, junior high, or high school, which did you like best?: ugh gross. I can't choose.
Did you ever go to the same school as your siblings?: yes
Did you ever go to the same school as your parents?: nope. well, not until University.

Chapter 3: The Favourites

City: I like Victoria, a lot.
Vacation spot: hawaii
Sport: dance
Food: perogies
Dessert: blueberry cheesecake
Drink: SoBe
Place to eat: Paladin
Ice cream flavour: jamocha almond fudge
Season: between spring and summer. warm and bugless
Holiday: christmas. mostly because of the Lush products
Clothing brand: I wear everything. lately I've been particularly fond of shopping at Dynamite and Jacob
Make up brand: I use Mac but not exclusively
Shampoo/Conditioner: tough! lately it's Reincarnate and Jungle from Lush
Supermodel: plegh
Number: 3
Colour: green
Word: for now, ridiculous
Phrase: "You are the one who is ____ "
Magazine: you are the one who is a magazine.
Language: Malay!
Country: France was sweet.
Flower: orchids, alstroemeria, daisies, lilies
Girls name: danica
Boys name: haskel

Chatper 4: This or That

Lefty/Righty: righty
Rock/Country: rock
Diamonds/Pearls: pearl
Blondes/Brunettes: brunette
New York/Montana: new york
USA/Canada: canada
Gold/Silver: silver
Hummer limo/Stretch: smartcar
Gatorade/Powerade: SoBe
Diet coke/Regular: regular
Chicken fingers/Chicken nuggets: chicken fingers at Paladin
McDonalds/Burger King: subway
Subway/Taco Bell: subway
Gravol/Pepto Bismol: gravol
Plane/Train: either
Skiing/Snowboarding: swimming
Cliff diving/Shark diving: scuba diving
East coast/West coast: west
Bush/Kerry: Layton
Britney/Christina: you are the one who is a slut
Lindsay Lohan/Hilary Duff: you are the one who sings too much in movies
The OC/Laguna Beach: you are the one who ruins television
Flintstones/Jetsons: flintstones. yabba dabba doo
Full House/Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: both. but more importantly, Full House
Brady Bunch/Partridge Family: brady bunch
Peanut butter/Jelly: P Bu
Lake/Pool: either
Snow day/Spring day: spring. always spring.
London/Paris: can't say. Paris.
Shower/Bath: both, one after another
Love/Money: Loving someone who has money
Nike/Adidas: keds
AIM/MSN: msn
Chanel/Louis Vuitton: you are the one who is foreign.
City mouse/Country mouse: city mouse
Winter olympics/Summer olympics: you are the one who is excessively televised.
Apples/Bananas: both
Color/Colour: colour

Chapter 5: Do You...

Sing in the shower?: when the occasion calls for it
Write memos on your hand?: not anymore. I need to appear "professional"
Call people back?: most
Believe in love?: I believe in a thing called love
Knock on wood?: yesp
Sleep on a certain side of the bed?: my bed is too small to have sides. on ryan's I sleep on the left.
Speak another language?: french
Have citizenship to more than one country?: nope
Think you're attractive?: on my better days
Wear glasses or contacts?: glasses
Have any weird pet peeves?: stepping on broken glass, people who don't make eye-contact, people who make excessive eye-contact, people who assume that I'm there to hold their purchases... mostly stupid people
Have any weird hobbies?: I like cleaning ears.

Chapter 6: Have You Ever...

Gone skinny dipping?: nope
Worn braces?: yep
Smoked a cigarette?: nope
Smoked a cigar?: nope
Smoked anything else?: yep
Broken a bone?: nope
Had stitches?: nope
Kissed a member of the same sex?: yep
Shoplifted?: yep
Punched someone in the face?: yep
Skipped school?: yep
Flown first class?: nope
Traveled to another continent?: yep
Used racial slurs?: yep
Taken painkillers?: yep
Taken sleeping pills?: yep
Ridden in a limousine?: yep
Gone SCUBA diving?: nope
Been stung by a jellyfish?: nope
Been stung by a bee?: nope
Thrown up in a restaurant?: nope
Made a snow angel?: yep
Been to overnight camp?: yep.
Written a letter to Santa Claus?: yep
Sworn in front of your parents?: yep
Had detention?: yep. because I wouldn't stop laughing during grade nine math.
Been sent to the principal's office?: not for being bad
Screamed "penis" at the top of your lungs?: yep
Made a prank phone call?: yep
Been to the opposite end of the country?: what is the opposite end when you live in the middle? east or west: yep and yep
Been called a bitch?: yep
Been called a whore?: yep
Been called prude?: yep
Met someone famous?: err, not met. but I walked past Bob Balaban. and stared at the back of Jane Seymour's head for a few hours
Slept naked?: yep
Gone streaking?: nope
Played ding dong ditch?: nope
Climbed a tree?: yep
Been kissed under the mistletoe?: yep
Had a threesome?: nep

Chapter 7: Pick Your Perfect...

Pizza: cheese. or pepperoni
Bagel: cinnamon raisin
Sandwich: ham, lettuce, onion, tomato. or egg-salad. or toasted with nutella and banana
Sundae: hot fudge with nuts
Date: second date with ryan
Outfit: you are the one who is an outfit.

Chapter 8: Random

If you could take back one thing, what would it be?: dating someone
Would you rather win an Oscar or the Nobel Prize?: nobel prize
What time do you get up in the morning?: 10:15
What time do you go to sleep?: 12:15
Do you prefer blonde hair or brown hair?: brown
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but haven't done?: field work
If you were on death row, what would your final request be for your last meal?: deep fried perogies and an enema
If you could travel anywhere, where would you go?: ethiopia, or yemen, or java
Make three wishes: no thanks
If you could be anything/one you want, who/what would you be?: tim white. so I would know what the fuck he's got up his sleeve. fucking paleontologists.
If you were a superhero, what would your power be?: I'm going to need some time for this one...
If the world floods and you can only save 1 species, it would be: k. that's dumb. one species wouldn't be able to survive on its own. dummies.
What are the last 4 digits of your phone number?: 6209, 4800

Wed, 17 May 2006 06:20:19 GMT

just_stay_tuned told me to update.

Lately:
-went to christine & jason's wedding social.
didn't win anything
-went to see the Strokes
bought ryan a shirt
-went to Nationals for dance.
presumably got elite gold for both numbers.
-got stuck in a traffic jam today that made me flip the bird.
it was for the old man in the muscle car that drove inbetween the two lanes in order to cut me off. bitch.
-successfully played The Sims 2 University for the majority of the past two days.
Yes, I made Jim Gaffigan fall in love with Ben Harper. And yes they made out hardcore... several times.
-am probably going to the beach tomorrow.
-have tickets to see the Chili Peppers in September.
-the two year anniversary approaches.
-my sister moved out last weekend and now I am currently residing in the sweet ass room over the garage.
-kristy said I'd get more shifts at work = not broke for long.
-that's pretty much it.

happy?

Mon, 08 May 2006 04:36:02 GMT

After this weekend, I feel like I live on the Lunapads site.

Don't I do anything else besides browse online stores?

Short answer: yes. I play computer games.

Fri, 05 May 2006 17:56:57 GMT

Favourite picture ever.